I love my crocs, even if they make me look like a foreskin casserole.

And I have been since I was 12.

• Me in any conversation with anyone ever: so are we gonna fuck or...?

oh there you are Perry

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MARRY ME

tyleroakley:

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

MIRANDA.

I’ll take the one on the right, pls.